Your Brain on Aphorisms: Coup-Coup! - Ralph Lombard, Humor Times

You are the wall-nut! Coup-coup catch you!

Trump just dropped in to see what condition his sedition was in.

The tea party is frighteningly inciteful.

Beware the true believer whose grasp on reality is unreeling.

Ignorance is always a fool. but never knows why.

Republican infighting: Snivel war.

Trump believes in dupe process.

Have you thugged a police officer today?

Election lawsuits: Trump’s delusion, null and void.

Propaganda is a myth-print.

Too many tricks mean no more tweets!

The only kind of unity the GOP is interested in is impunity.

If Trump wants a military-style send-off, might I suggest a firing squad?

There can be no closure without disclosure.

To feel wanted, imagine everyone is out to get you.

No rest for the wicked. Just arrest.

Let the chumps fall where they may.

If you’re too introspective, look out!

Uncle Sam Wants You (but he’ll settle for a percentage).

Live free or pay the price.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!