Weary of Criticism, Biden Mobilizes Fox - Ted Holland, Humor Times

“Since they know so much better” President Biden mobilizes Fox News for immediate deployment in Kabul.

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Biden mobilizes carlson — Biden mobilizes Tucker Carlson and crew to Kabul.

Stating that he was tired of the endless criticism, complaining and constant calls for his resignation from Fox News anchors, as well as their frequent intimating that they could handle the situation in Afghanistan better than he or current Pentagon leaders could, President Joe Biden issued an executive order militarizing the Fox News Channel and setting it for immediate deployment in Kabul.

As Biden mobilizes the Fox News Channel, it will henceforth be known as “The United States French Foreign Legion.”

Among those set for front line action at the airport in Kabul are Fox on air personalities Sean Hannity, Lara Logan, Laura Ingraham, Shannon Bream and unit commander Tucker Carlson.

The president stated that all current military personnel will be extracted from the region, leaving the evacuation of refugees solely in the hands of the new United States French Foreign Legion.

He also stated that the names of the members of the legion had accidentally fallen into the hands of the Taliban. When asked what would be his reaction should any harm befall members of the newly created force, the President replied, “Ooops.”

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Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.