The Firsts in History, According to My Diary!

The First in the series of Satirical Firsts that you won’t find in the history books!

Firsts you won’t find in history books:

1. The First Virgin: Eve

2. The First Dating Site: Eden

3. The First ‘Swipe Left’: Eden

4. The First Emmy Show Host: Moses (10 Categories)

5. The First Emmy ‘Category Revolt’: Hecklerville

6. The First Bank: Bank of Sheckels

7. The First Comic: Shecky of Bethlehem

8. The First Selfie: Shemp diddling

9. The First iPhone: Morty babbling to himself

10. The First Big Box Store: Amazon & Roebucks

11. The First Library Book: The Bible

12. The First One Who Checked It Out for Loopholes: Bernie of Hialeah

13. And… The First 2 Women TV Hosts Testing Positive for ‘Gesundheit’: Gladys & Syphilia!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha