The First in the series of Satirical Firsts that you won’t find in the history books!
Firsts you won’t find in history books:
1. The First Virgin: Eve
2. The First Dating Site: Eden
3. The First ‘Swipe Left’: Eden
4. The First Emmy Show Host: Moses (10 Categories)
5. The First Emmy ‘Category Revolt’: Hecklerville
6. The First Bank: Bank of Sheckels
7. The First Comic: Shecky of Bethlehem
8. The First Selfie: Shemp diddling
9. The First iPhone: Morty babbling to himself
10. The First Big Box Store: Amazon & Roebucks
11. The First Library Book: The Bible
12. The First One Who Checked It Out for Loopholes: Bernie of Hialeah
13. And… The First 2 Women TV Hosts Testing Positive for ‘Gesundheit’: Gladys & Syphilia!
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