The 10 Best Things About Covid - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

The best things about Covid that we (well, most of us) have learned in captivity, while waiting for the pandemic to blow over!

Here are the 10 Best Things About Covid:

10. NETFLIX IS EDUCATIONAL!

9. BEEF JERKY MAKES A GREAT APPETIZER!

8. CATS DON’T LIKE WEARING A MASK!

7. YOU CAN PUT SCOTCH ON SCRATCHES!

6. PAJAMAS AT DINNER IS O.K.!

5. BRAS ARE NEGLIGIBLE TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

4. 100 MORE FRIGIN’ JIGSAW PIECES TO GO & I GET MY MASTER’S!

3. YOU CAN DEDUCT 3 YEARS FROM YOUR AGE – 4 IF YOU’RE DATING!

2. SUPPOSITORIES FALL OUT & NEED A CORK ATTACHED!

And 1. XANAX TAKES 8 1/2 MINUTES TO KICK IN, BUT FEELS LIKE 9!

Or maybe it’s just me!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha