Trump Secret Call Log Nobody Has Seen! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Besides the regular 4am Emergency Call to Papa John’s, here’s Trump’s full Secret Call Log from his days in the White House!

Even though Donald Trump has tried and failed to block the January 6th Congressional Panel‘s access to his White House Notes & Call Logs – there is another Trump Secret Call Log nobody knows about, except our readers!

10. ARGUMENT WITH MAURY POVICH – “I am not the father of Junior & Eric”!

9. WITH HIS BOOKIE – “$2 ON ‘Mexico’sgonnapayforit”!

8. MONTHLY ‘WEIGHT WATCHERS’ CRYING JAG!

7. DAILY BEGGING STORMY DANIELS FOR A DO-OVER!

6. ASKS OPERATOR FOR THE NUMBER OF STEVE BANNON’S DERMATOLOGIST!

5. WANTS TO KNOW THE CROWD SIZE FOR HIS COLONOSCOPY!

4. CONFIRMS HIS APPOINTMENT FOR A CONDOM FITTING!

3. CONFERENCE CALL WITH THE LAST 3 THANKSGIVING TURKEYS HE PARDONED FOR FAVORS!

2. TOLD MARILYN SANDS EXACTLY WHERE TO PUT HER ‘TOP TEN LISTS’!

And the #1 Call on his other Phone Log:

MELANIA ANSWERED & said “Wrong Number”!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha