Year End Report: Top 10 That Didn't Happen- Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Year End Report: Besides a Baby Boom, CVS Quickie Divorces & Stuttering Jim Jordan’s pants-on-fire – here’s ten more things that didn’t happen since Covid!

Okay, sometimes Confucius gets it wrong! So I didn’t Travel, hit the Lottery or have sex this year – but I enjoyed ‘the Cookie’!

But who expected this ‘2 Year Celebration of Groundhog Day’ – 5 if you’re in denial!

Well, here’s my Year End Report, the Top 10 List of other thingsthat didn’t happen since Covid:

10. Hookers threw in a freebie!

9. The world ran out of toilet paper, condoms & spam!

8. Trump ran out of steam, boot lickers & dippity do!

7. We showed up every 6 weeks for “the Changing of the Pajamas Ceremony”!

6. ‘Adult pacifiers’ were found to work better after booze!

5. Idiots ‘Sit on the Dock of the Bay’ without a frigin’ toilet seat protector!

4. Women fantasize trying on bras in a department store…window!

3. Men fantasize waking up with Norwegian wood & golfing with Tiger!

2. Parents complain: ‘due to home schooling, Wednesday is no longer hump day’!

And #1…As my last On-Line Date boasted:

‘Fully Circumcised’ considered Vaxxed!

Sorry, no pics!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha