Funny Kodak Moments for Rep. Jim Jordon! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Let’s peek into Rep. Jim Jordan’s funny Kodak moments photo album, where the captions wrote themselves!

The first of Jordan’s funny Kodak moments I call “THE THREE AMIGOS TAG TEAM”!

‘Okay, Nunes you lie for Trump on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays!

Gaetz, you get Tuesdays & Thursdays!

I’ll take Saturday & Sunday! Golden Time, my boys – this takes a Pro’!

‘Hang in there Jim – just 2 more lies & you get that Car Salesman “Liar of the Month” bonus & your name on this gen-u-ine brass plaque’!

‘I bow to you “The New King Liar”!

‘One more lie & I’m gonna hurl’!

(Gov. Ron DeSantis, Jim Jordan)

‘Listen Ron – I’m looking for a hi-end 2 bedroom condo, you know away from the old folks – near Mar-a-Lago’!

‘All I got left is a lean-to, plastic flamingo on the lawn overlooking an alligator swamp – take it or leave Florida – you call that lying’?

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha