sent THIS to trumps office staff - John V Thomas, Humor Times

Donald Trump’s website must be run by volunteers.

Trump is too cheap to pay anyone Sooo… why not exploit sops LIKE YOU, (those willing to work)- for nothing.

Trump look’s thoughtfully at a document on his Presidential desk – (that’s staged).

More realistically- a pile of cheeseburgers, plugging a toilet with stolen TOP SECRET artifacts.

YOU volunteers must be the tip of a whitebread evangelical spear, any colored people in your office?

(THOUGHT NOT).

Working like busy little Christian beavers- for a thieving Woodchuck who SEES YOU for what you are…another busload of losers- to be grifted into sawdust.

Paid much? benefits? stale bologna sandwich?

EXACTLY the “meatings” Melania attends… sour, ROTTEN, dinky, pickles ……..….no $ bread.

Melania has a prenup alright-

PROVING WHAT?

– sum TRUMP appointed attorney_ – botched her $ homework.

If Donald is worth a billion… Melania’s basically his mop- “coat check employee” selling underwear, hats and bling for crypto currency.

Lighting Putin’s cigar, wearing sleazy dresses for Jeffery Epstein’s parties-

STAGEPROP- PROPSTITUTE.

All those hours Melania LOGGED… for what? – she’s earned less (per minute) than Stormy Daniels…

(Barely getting ahead).

Don’t look Trump’s “gift horse” in the mouth GREENCARDnia.

Reread your “NOT-SO-FINE”-print… then- shutten ZYup.

Volunteers- (DON’T SNICKER)- You rate below North Korean garment workers.

Starve munch?

“Pimping” Melania’s charm is the ONLY thing “humanizing” a rabid, golfing, morally bankrupt Woodchuck.

An “actual wife” bestows “BANKABLE” credibility onto Trump’s STAGEPROP -GRIFT- lifestyle.

Blasphemy?

NOPE-

Google search-“WHAT GOD HATES”- it describes Trump to a golf TEE.

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