Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!
Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more
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Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Child Labor: Republicans’ Wet Dream
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has become a star in the new Republican crusade to bring back child labor. I have to concede one point: Today’s far-right Republican party does … Read more
REPUBLICANS ARE DEMONIC PEDOPHILES
REPUBLICANS ARE DEMONIC PEDOPHILES https://www.theroot.com/bye-bye-batshit-directv-gives-craziest-of-cray-cray-ne-1848378442 Marjorie Taylor Greene & molester Matt Gaetz Are “friends with benefits” full of shit and hate. Miss Gonorrhea Greene & Mr. Venmo Matt … Read more
Senate Republicans Introduce COVID-19 Cowbell Law
New “Cowbell Law” legislation will replace self-quarantine rules, say Senate Republicans. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R- Kentucky) announced today the introduction in the Senate of new cowbell … Read more
Hey Republicans! It’s Jesus! Did Ya Miss Me?
A message from Jesus addressed to Republicans was recently forwarded by an anonymous source. Here it is. Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! … Read more
Republicans and Democrats Discuss Candidates for President in the 21st Century
We sit in and listen in as Republicans and Democrats alternately discuss candidates and their electability. Donald Trump is a real hoot! He’ll say anything. I love that … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Republicans, Tax Evasion and Facts Evasion
The news, as told through aphorisms, including tax evasion and even facts evasion! The presidunce an idiot! He’s very much admired in the muck. Trump certainly is an … Read more
Why Are Republicans So Quiet About Their Chief Economic Accomplishment?
There’s an eerie silence from Trumpeteers about their trillion-dollar tax giveaway to corporate elites. Listen … Can you hear it? Listen to the eerie “sound of silence” from … Read more
Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0
The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to … Read more
