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Argus comments on Medicare, Duck Dynasty, Francoise Hollande and more. The Washington Times reported that Medicare overpaid sixty-four million dollars for erection pumps which the federal program provides … Read more
In the news: Duck Dynasty, crack-smoking mayor, lottery & more Duck Dynasty’s family patriarch Phil Robertson was put on hiatus by A&E Network after he compared homosexuality to … Read more
Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & much more! Elton John dared the Russian government to cancel his upcoming concert in Moscow Tuesday, saying he will speak … Read more
Porn Hub, Obamacare and much more! Porn Hub offered to help the White House fix the ObamaCare website Tuesday. They handle millions of web visitors at a time. … Read more
In the news: Toronto Mayor, Obamacare & More! The Mars Curiosity rover was rebooted by NASA Monday after it had an unexpected glitch this past weekend. So far … Read more
Apple introduces the new iPad Air, demonstrates it on the ObamaCare website Apple introduced a new iPad and called it the iPad Air Tuesday. The demonstration was amazing. … Read more
Miley Cyrus, George Clooney, Obamacare and much more Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth reportedly broke up Monday due to her raunchy MTV Awards performance. One thing … Read more
Rodeo clowns and “sensitivity training”: Talk about your joke setups! Missouri’s State Fair banned a rodeo clown for life who wore a Barack Obama mask while a bull … Read more
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
On the royal baby, Detroit bankruptcy, immigration, and many more hilarious subjects! Prince William and Kate left her parents’ home Friday, sparking frenzy that the royal birth was … Read more
