Trump Threatening War with Denmark over Greenland
The U.S. President threatens war with Denmark over possession of the Danish territory of Greenland. Donald Trump has officially taken the gloves off in a newly aggressive approach, … Read more
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HHS Secretary RFK Jr. to Slash Meals on Wheels in Favor of McDonalds
Federal funding for Meals on Wheels, “that wasteful nutrition program,” will be cut, says new McDonald’s fan RFK Jr. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced … Read more
Trump Declares Portions of First Amendment Invalid
President announces that he has declared select portions of the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment invalid. President Donald J. Trump hosted a smorgasbord for alt-right journalists and Administration functionaries … Read more
Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
Trump Unveils TR-47 Fighter Jet on White House Lawn
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
White House Reveals New Shock Troops Press Corps
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more
Condom Maker Elon Musk Vows to Slash Social Security ‘to the Bone’
Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.” Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday … Read more
RFK Jr. ‘Deadly Serious’ about Measles Outbreak
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more
Musk Urges a Pardon for George Floyd Murderer
Musk said he would like to hire Derek Chauvin, convicted for the murder of George Floyd in 2020. Breaking News: Acting in consonance with the advice of his … Read more
4-Minute Interview with Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos
Interview with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and one of the world’s wealthiest persons, announced today … Read more
