Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
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Who’s Really the World’s Richest Person and How Did They Get that Way?
Both Elon Musk and Warren Buffett claim they are (or “would be”) the richest person in the world. A point of contention between fabulously rich dudes Elon Musk … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
Trump Administration Engineers New Federal Employment Exam
Steve Bannon, nominee for Director of OPM, promises “epic changes” to personnel management, including the employment exam. In 1955 the Federal Service Entrance Examination (FSEE) was introduced to … Read more
4-Minute Interview: Llib Epot Talks with DOD Secy Nominee Pete Hegseth
A candid interview with Pete Hegseth, conducted by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Humor Times Correspondent Llib Epot: Good morning, Your Majesty.DOD Secretary Nominee Pete Hegseth: Let’s not … Read more
House Ethics Committee Releases Report on Rep. Matt ‘Mandingo’ Gaetz
Matt Gaetz retirement move fail: House Ethics Committee releases its scathing report on the alleged underage sex-trafficker. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL), who resigned his House seat on … Read more
Alex Jones Tapped as Press Secretary for Trump 2.0
Far-right talk radio host and prominent conspiracy theorist picked for press secretary for the Trump 2.0 administration. Proceeding apace with naming pivotal members of his new administration, President-elect … Read more
Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations
As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more
Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration
As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
RFK Jr. Pledges to Alter FDA ‘Beyond Recognition’
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, as Trump’s new “drug czar,” plans some radical changes to the FDA and other agencies. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, appeared at a press briefing … Read more
