Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
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Trump Sentencing: Retribution Promised
Howls of “Cruel and Unusual Punishment” heard at Mar-a-Lago regarding “unjust” Trump sentencing meted out by Judge Merchan. Citing “cruel and unusual punishment” at the hands of a … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
Trump Advances New Slate of Federal Holidays
Trump plans to discard long-accepted federal holidays, supplanting them with those of his own choosing. With one stroke of his presidential pen, soon-to-be President Donald J. Trump will … Read more
4-Minute Interview: Gauleiter Border Czar Tom Homan
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent interviews Tom Homan, former ICE director who Trump has nominated as ‘border czar.’ By Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: … Read more
New Upscale Games ‘Trumprisk’ and ‘Trumpopoly’ Coming
New games are “flying off the virtual shelves,” says Elon Musk of “Trumprisk” and “Trumpopoly.” President-elect and former president Donald J. Trump, in cahoots with mega-rich-guy Elon Musk … Read more
Stocking the New Trump Presidential Library
The Trump Presidential Library: After his own books and the “God Bless the USA Bible,” what else is good enough to put in it? Last week a settlement … Read more
Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
Who’s Really the World’s Richest Person and How Did They Get that Way?
Both Elon Musk and Warren Buffett claim they are (or “would be”) the richest person in the world. A point of contention between fabulously rich dudes Elon Musk … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
