Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards
Two years into his second term, President Trump awards twelve honorees with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. On Jan. 6th, 2026, in celebration of the new national holiday, … Read more
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Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production
Studios are said to be negotiating with the principals of the New York v. Donald Trump case for the rights to a courtroom drama. Columbia Pictures and Castle … Read more
Mike Johnson’s First News Conference: Pledges Inaction
In first news conference, new House Speaker promises to do nothing at all unless the IRS stops harassing his rich friends. On Thursday, newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson … Read more
New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews
Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike … Read more
Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more
Gym Jordan Fails Spectacularly in Pursuit of Speakership
Rep. Jim Jordan fails to gain House Speakership, as the Republican sh*t show rambles on. Rep. Jim Jordan (R. OH) failed in his benighted quest for Speakership of … Read more
Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors
“I’ve found that banks,” said Tom Selleck, “are mostly run by very prosperous, happy people.” Long-time television personality Tom Selleck (Magnum, P.I, Blue Bloods) has come under fire … Read more
Meet the Press: Matt Gaetz Dumps on Liz Cheney
On Meet the Press, Matt Gaetz said that Liz Cheney “just hasn’t been getting any lately” and that he “can understand why.” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL) appeared … Read more
Flying Saucer Lands on White House Lawn
A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn on Jan. 6, 2027, which had been declared a national holiday by new/old President Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative … Read more
Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more
