Tom Selleck Shills for AAG: Inveigles Seniors
“I’ve found that banks,” said Tom Selleck, “are mostly run by very prosperous, happy people.” Long-time television personality Tom Selleck (Magnum, P.I, Blue Bloods) has come under fire … Read more
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Meet the Press: Matt Gaetz Dumps on Liz Cheney
On Meet the Press, Matt Gaetz said that Liz Cheney “just hasn’t been getting any lately” and that he “can understand why.” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R. FL) appeared … Read more
Flying Saucer Lands on White House Lawn
A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn on Jan. 6, 2027, which had been declared a national holiday by new/old President Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative … Read more
Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more
Justice Thomas Bohemian Club Involvement Ignites Tinder Box of Controversy
New revelations connect Clarence Thomas with appearances at the infamous Bohemian Club. Supreme Court Associate Justice Clarence Thomas, long a tinder box for ethical criticism, has recently burst … Read more
Attorney General Grilled about Golden Toilet and More by Judiciary Committee
Attorney General Merrick Garland faced rancorous questioning by Republican members of the House Judiciary Committee. Attorney General Merrick Garland faced rancorous questioning Wednesday at the hands of Republican … Read more
Trump Joins Stars at Hollywood Bowl
A number of musical luminaries join the ex-president at the Hollywood Bowl to endorse him for the highest office in the land. Appearing onstage at a sound check … Read more
Trump Appears at Mt. Rushmore: Remarks Not Entirely Truthful
The former president and current indictee appeared at Mt. Rushmore to the acclaim of his rabid fans. Ex-President Donald J. Trump appeared beside S. Dakota Governor Kristi Noem … Read more
Elon Musk Sues Anti-Defamation League
Elon Musk charges that the Anti-Defamation League, the nation’s preeminent anti-hate group, has been bad for X’s bottom line. Mega-magnate and billionaire industrialist Elon Musk has vowed to … Read more
Trump Takes Aim at Ramaswamy
With trademark sneering dismissiveness, Trump aims his latest barbs at Vivek Ramaswamy. At a pre-court appearance news conference on Wednesday, former President Donald J. Trump reacted peevishly to … Read more
