White House: ‘Kremlin-Style Press Pool Effective Immediately’
White House takes control of press pool away from WHCA, saying it will now be under the direction of Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Speaking to reporters “who have their … Read more
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Kash Patel Appointed as Interim President of Ukraine
Kash Patel parroted his boss Trump, saying, “Ukraine started this war,” pounding his tiny fist angrily on his desk. Surprising even his closet political allies, President Donald J. … Read more
4-Minute Interview with DOGE Despot Elon Musk
An interview with Trump’s DOGE despot, Elon Musk, about his “cracking down on waste, fraud and abuse.” “DOGE Despot” Elon Musk interview, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol … Read more
Pete Hegseth: Ukraine a ‘Failed, Delusional Nation’
Hegseth advises diplomats to come to terms with the reality of eventual Russian subjugation, “for the good of all.” Getting his feet wet as the newly-minted Secretary of … Read more
‘Trump National Cathedral’ to be Built at Mar-a-Lago
President boasts on social media that his will “bigger and better” than the Washington National Cathedral. Settling comfortably into his second term, President Donald J. Trump announced on … Read more
Elon Musk to Buy McDonald’s
Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps to buy McDonald’s Corporation, home to a like-minded clown. Currying favor with alter-ego, Donald J. Trump, Co-President Elon Musk has taken steps … Read more
E. Jean Carroll Sentenced by Supreme Court to 75 Years for Prostitution
Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
Elon Musk: USAID a ‘Crazy Waste of Money Going to Shithole Countries’
Musk says USAID “principally funds three of five shithole countries and the violent assailant of our ally, Vladimir Putin.” Trump Sugar Daddy and dom Elon Musk said Monday … Read more
Elon Musk’s DOGE Initiative Says to America, ‘You’re Fired!’
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Holds First Briefing, Questions the ‘Necessity’ of Congress
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
