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Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
The old white guy that turned orange made another bad pun, saying that Harris is going “balls to the Walz” with her VP pick. On Tuesday, presumptive Democratic … Read more
Trump questions Mayor Pete’s sexual identity: “When did he turn queer?” A leak by the Harris campaign indicates that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala D. Harris … Read more
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
