Trump Endorses ‘Steel-Cage Grudge Match’ Between Alt-Right Figures
Friction between two Trump female advisors has prompted him to suggest that they face off in a steel-cage grudge match. In a post on X (formerly Twitter) on … Read more
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Trump Cashing In: Rivaling Walmart as Retail Vendor
The perpetual presidential candidate is cashing in on his fame, hauling in the bucks whether elected or not. From presidential underwear to a Trump Sex Manual, 45 is … Read more
JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Trump to Reinstate Alien-Sedition Acts When Reelected
If elected, Trump said he intends to reinstate the long-discredited Alien-Sedition Acts, implemented more than two centuries ago. In an effort to reprise Founding Father and 2nd President … Read more
Upcoming Debate: ‘Weird’ Trump vs ‘Nasty’ Harris
Trump on the upcoming debate: “ABC is the nastiest, followed closely by Disney.” The upcoming debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will be their first and only … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
RFK Makes Outreach for New Job
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
Project 2025 Architect Outlines His Plans for 2nd Trump Administration
Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page … Read more
Celine Dion Files Complaint Against Trump Campaign
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
