Folks Ask: Just How Weird is JD Vance Really?
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more
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Trump: ‘Harris Going Balls to the Walz with a Commie Pick!’
The old white guy that turned orange made another bad pun, saying that Harris is going “balls to the Walz” with her VP pick. On Tuesday, presumptive Democratic … Read more
Buttigieg Chosen as VP, Trump Wonders When He Turned ‘Queer’
Trump questions Mayor Pete’s sexual identity: “When did he turn queer?” A leak by the Harris campaign indicates that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala D. Harris … Read more
Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
Biden Stepping Aside: Trump on the New Dem Nominee
As reported by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent “Kamala is just a backstreet black with an education,” claims Trump on the news of Biden stepping aside. On Sunday, … Read more
Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Biden Owns Up to ‘Now Legal’ Assassination Attempt
On “Meet the Press,” Biden admits ordering an assassination attempt, and revealed more plans, saying “it’s all okay by the Supreme Court.” Appearing on last Sunday’s Meet the … Read more
Trump Pushes Hard for Radical Changes to Medicare
Trump is pushing hard for radical changes to Medicare as part of his Project 2025, which he “knows nothing about.” Trump is pushing hard for radical changes to … Read more
Clarence Thomas Briefs Press on SCOTUS Accomplishments
As dictated by Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Convening at The Stagger Inn in DC, Judge Thomas bragged about what he perceives as SCOTUS accomplishments. Breaking precedent, Associate … Read more
