Trump Places Bounty on Taylor Swift
Swifties warned to steer clear of Super Bowl after Trump’s team put out a bounty on the superstar. Former President Donald J. Trump announced at a pro-white rally … Read more
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10 Reasons to Vote for Trump for President
Our conservative capitol correspondent gives his top ten reasons to vote for Trump, and they are revealing! By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent A review of past policies … Read more
Trump: “I’m Still a Very Stable Genius!”
Ex-president claims to ace test for mental acuity, says he is still a “very stable genius.” Despite indications to the contrary, former President and front-running contender for the … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene Releases Tell-All Book
MTG shovels the dirt on friends and foes alike in new tell-all book. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R), representing Georgia’s 6th Congressional district since 2021, has come out … Read more
Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more
Republican Governors Tell Kids: ‘Stay Hungry!’
GOP guvs decry welfare and childhood obesity, tell lazy kids to “stay hungry” for success. Fifteen Republican governors have said no to participating in a federally funded food … Read more
Trump Changes Running Mates
Trump changes running mates: Discards Santos as “amateur” and opts for Roseanne Barr. Donald J. Trump, leading Republican candidate for president, doesn’t like under-performers, he says, and so … Read more
Celebrities: ‘Keep Trump on the Ballot!’
Certain celebrities are lobbying to keep Trump on the ballot, but mainly to keep the door open for themselves. Celebrities past and present have come together to help … Read more
Celebrity Recipes: Melania Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Roast Boar
Melania Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Roast Boar For delicious Mar-a-Lago Roast Boar, you start with a corpulent male pig; the extra fat will make the flesh more succulent. I recommend … Read more
Trump Family Busted for Streaking
Trump adult children cited as public nuisance after being taken in for streaking. In a run up to the Iowa Caucuses, members of the Trump family were arrested … Read more
