Variant Classes Added at Covid House of Dance
Variant classes have been introduced to help customers at the Covid House of Dance to cope with the ever-changing virus. For over two years you’ve been dancing around … Read more
Candy Schulman
My First Virtual Urgent Care Visit
The robot will see you now: Imagining a virtual urgent care experience. Now you can see the doctor from almost anywhere. NYU Langone is offering patients access to … Read more
TV ‘n’ Dinner in Trumpworld: What to Cook When You’re Watching Fake News
We pair the most appropriate dishes to cook with whatever is on that evening’s fake news. You’ve had a nerve-wracking day, posting dozens of screaming face emojis in … Read more
Mid-Term Addendum to My Syllabus for Freshman Composition II
A teacher’s list of banned excuses for not reading the syllabus or being prepared for class. Dear Students, Sometimes I long to return to simpler days of student … Read more
Republicans Unveil Alt-Health Care Plan 3.0
The Republican’s latest attempt at a health care plan, as explained by them in this open letter to the public. Okay, so it took us seven years to … Read more
How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.
The Pope is coming: How to be prepared Pay a visit to your local Planned Parenthood for a new prescription for birth control pills. While you’re there, have … Read more
New Federal Dietary Guidelines for Dummies, by Dummies
‘Eggs Are Back’ – headline in TheAtlantic.com regarding new dietary guidelines Previous Warning: Limit cholesterol-laden eggs to one a week. New Recommendation: Substitute that low-sugar-no-pulp-no-flavor OJ with 16 … Read more
Why I’m Not Going on the Lena Dunham Circus Book Tour
I won’t be an opening act for Lena Dunham’s new book tour. Here’s why. I’m not that kind of girl. I hate taking off my clothes in public. … Read more
Résumé of a Recent College Grad
Or, Why Didn’t I Listen to my Parents and NOT Major in Liberal Arts? Résumé Highlights of Qualifications: · A liberal arts degree from a private elite college, … Read more
Clone Your Own
John B. Gurdon is awarded the Nobel Prize, “the first to clone an animal, a frog.” — The New York Times, October 2012 Thanks to Dr. Gurdon’s groundbreaking … Read more
