Harvard to Offer Degree in Pirating and Plundering
Harvard says it’s simply adapting with the times and preparing “for the end of America as we know it.” In an effort to adapt with the times and … Read more
Dave Henry
GOP Hopefuls Look to Get Indicted to Gain Ground on Trump
The remaining Republican presidential candidates are launching a new strategy — get indicted. Faced with trying to close a huge gap between themselves and Donald Trump, the remaining Republican … Read more
Americans United in How Much They Hate Each Other
A new survey has found that Americans are overwhelmingly united on how much they hate each other. “People say America is a divided country, but our data shows … Read more
GOP to Pick House Speaker on ‘Big Brother’ Reality Show
In order to finally end the Speaker of the House saga, the Republican Party will pick the winner of “Big Brother.” In an effort to end its long … Read more
Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally
The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more
