Trump’s Revised Ten Commandments Found
The updated Ten Commandments found were used in Trump’s Bible. This reporter recently interviewed the publisher who printed Trump’s Bible. He revealed that the Ten Commandments found were … Read more
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Brain Worm Offers New Explanation
Source of MAGA support: RFK’s brain worm offers his explanation. In a recent secret interview with a leading neuroscientist, this reporter learned that she had uncovered an explanation … Read more
The Story Behind Trump’s Praise of Hannibal Lector
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
MTG to Leave Congress for Another Job
Investigation: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will soon leave Congress, as she has found a more suitable job. This reporter has recently verified the rumors that Marjorie Taylor … Read more
DeSantis to Open Anti-Wokeland Amusement Park
The Florida governor says that his “Anti-Wokeland” will rival Disney World and eventually put it out of business. In his continuing war with Disney World, Governor DeSantis has … Read more
DeSantis Announces New Anti-WOKE Law
New birth control regulations in latest DeSantis anti-WOKE law. Governor DeSantis called a press conference to announce the latest anti-WOKE law that he is proposing. Here is the … Read more
Majorie Taylor Greene Press Conference Addresses ‘Evils of Woke Culture’
MTG unveils ‘WOKE’ icon to address the ‘evils of woke culture.’ Marjorie Taylor Greene called for a special press conference to address what she calls “the evils of … Read more
Justices Alito and Thomas Cite Right to Life for Every Ova
New hope is here for each ova, thanks to the wise men on the Court. In presenting the arguments to overturn Roe v. Wade, Justices Alito and Thomas … Read more
Supernatural Crisis in the Anti-Abortion Movement
Satan joins the anti-abortion movement, causing a major conflict for religious believers. An anonymous source has leaked information to this reporter of a major crisis among several leaders … Read more
January 6: A Poem
January 6 O fateful day amid gray skiesIn bitter waves they cameWith purple rage and fantasiesThat Trump chose to inflame.America! America!They shed disgrace on theeThis twisted hate-filled brotherhood,Traitors … Read more
