Ode to Trump: A Poem
Ode to Trump “I can do what I want ‘cuz I’m Trump. There’s so many that I’d like to hump. At least I can grope And if caught … Read more
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Donald’s ‘Trumpettes’ Ranks Dwindle, as the Unattractive Sulk Off in Shame
Trumpettes that didn’t make the grade bow out in deference to The Donald. The ranks of the Trumpettes are dwindling fast, as more and more information they had … Read more
Trump Cites Celebrity Support to Counter GOP Rats Fleeing Sinking Ship
His own party may be deserting him in droves, but Trump touts the support of big name celebrities. In response to Paul Ryan’s withdrawing his support for Trump … Read more
Trumpettes Come to Trump’s Defense
Trump ladies club is recruiting new members, giving tips for joining “Our Donald is just misunderstood. Remember how high Dr. Oz said his testosterone level was — he’s … Read more
Breaking: Trump Debate Prep Backfires
A debate simulation session goes horribly wrong at Trump campaign headquarters. Our investigative reporter has uncovered a tactic for the upcoming debate that has literally backfired. An unidentified … Read more
Donald Trump’s Candidacy Causes Shake-up in Heaven
Spirits supporting Trump hold a rally St. Peter: (Telepathically texting a message to Archangel Michael) “Can you take a squadron of your angels and see what all the … Read more
Is Trump the Drug Cartels’ Choice for President?
Drug cartels and coyotes look to modernize their businesses with Trump’s help. Prepared for the worst, the Mexican military and the U.S. Secret Service are totally baffled that … Read more
Breaking: Donald Trump to Dump Melania, Hold ‘First Lady Pageant’
The “Dump Trump” campaign becomes “Dump Melania” campaign, after her immigration documents were found to be falsified. Just as Trump released more invective from the fictional world he … Read more
Trump’s New Strategy: Going After Ignored Demographics
Trump takes his campaign in a bold new direction Trump’s new team has come up with a unique strategy, going after ignored demographics. The first group they have … Read more
Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in … Read more
