Rosetta Space Probe: Potential Disaster?
Have we upset the delicate space-time continuum with the Rosetta space probe? Shocking news has emerged from a leak by an anonymous source inside the European Space Agency. … Read more
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Kim Kardashian Sued for DNA Fiasco
“Dream Derriere” is Kim Kardashian’s new venture Kim Kardashian’s new economic venture has literally turned around to bite her in her sizable butt. Her new company, Dream Derriere, … Read more
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Eye the Taj Majal for Anniversary
Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash. The biggest stumbling block was … Read more
Christmas Letter
Warmest Season’s Greetings to All Our Dear Friends this Christmas: This has been a wondrous year of change and growth for our family. Two months ago as Barbie, … Read more
Get Your Own Piece of Fame: Celebrity Remnants for Sale!
Celebrity remnants are all the rage now A new entrepreneurial enterprise has arisen to overnight success: “Celebrity Remnants.” Now the ordinary person can have very personal discarded pieces … Read more
Supernatural Special Effects for New Dream Works Production
New production gets special effects that are out of this world. This reporter recently recorded Steven Spielberg in a live audition for his latest production: Steven Spielberg: “Where’s … Read more
New Cruelty-Free Dog and Cat Food Brand
How to create “cruelty-free” pet food? Problem solved! After reading horrendous tales about chicken and cattle slaughter houses, Ed and Edna Hunter decided they could not be party … Read more
Animal Neutering Advocate Neuters Self to Set an Example
Neutering self seemed like good idea at the time “It just seemed kind of hypocritical, advocating spay and neutering while I’m walking around still intact,” Les Cocker shared … Read more
Ode to Paul Ryan
Ode to Paul Ryan Look out for shifty Paul Ryan. He’s slick and practiced at lyin’ All seniors beware; He’ll cut medicare, Won’t care if you’re sick or … Read more
Predicted Yellowstone Cataclysm Comes to Pass, Cause Discovered
Scientists discover surprising cause of massive Yellowstone eruption The Weather Channel’s “Forecasting the End” had predicted a disaster, and it has come to pass. Now scientists have found … Read more
