January 6: A Poem
January 6 O fateful day amid gray skiesIn bitter waves they cameWith purple rage and fantasiesThat Trump chose to inflame.America! America!They shed disgrace on theeThis twisted hate-filled brotherhood,Traitors … Read more
Diane de Anda
Texas Legislators to Legalize Vigilantism
Texas to enlist vigilantism enthusiasts to help police the state. In an exclusive interview with one member of the Texas legislature, this reporter discovered the long-term aim of … Read more
Japan Reveals Plans for Spectacular Additions to Olympics
Spectacular surprise additions considered for some events to make sure that records were broken. Olympic Committee Objects Japan was so disappointed with the limitations the pandemic placed on … Read more
FBI: Marjorie Taylor Greene a Russian Agent
QAnon-Russian Connection: Was Marjorie Taylor Greene replaced by a Russian agent? An anonymous source within the FBI has provided some astounding news regarding both QAnon and Marjorie Taylor … Read more
Night Prayer: A Poem
Night Prayer (updated from previous version) Now I lay me down to sleepI pray Trump’s soul the devil keep.If from his sleep he never wakesI pray his soul … Read more
America the Sorrowful (and Hopeful): A Rewrite
America the Sorrowful (and Hopeful) So sorrowful as each one diesFor warnings all in vain, For ever-mounting casualtiesFrom policies insane!America! America!We shed our tears for thee,And hope for … Read more
Fox News Headliners Adjust to Changed Roles Under New Owner Jeff Bezos
Bezos has set radically new roles for Fox News headliners since his surprise takeover of the network. In a hurriedly called press conference, Jeff Bezos has announced that … Read more
Trump Desperate After Twitter Rejection
Post Twitter rejection, he is said to be planning a new social media platform. Observers describe Donald Trump’s present behavior in the White House as frenetic. Since his … Read more
Trump to Issue Posthumous Pardons
A number of historical figures to get posthumous pardons, according to reports. To the dismay of the Attorney General and all legal consultants, President Trump has decided that … Read more
Trump Tactics for Maintaining Power Uncovered
Trump tactics insure he’ll remain president, one way or another — he thinks. A document has been slipped to this reporter from an anonymous source, signed only as … Read more
