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President takes desperate action to relieve burning palms. Both a neurologist and a dermatologist have been seen entering and leaving the White House several times since the afternoon … Read more
Trump’s contingency plans reportedly include escaping to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island. An undisclosed source close to President Trump has given an anonymous telephone interview and mailed supportive documents … Read more
Amazing Disgrace* (Hymn sung by repentant former Trump Evangelicals who were born-again into real Christian values.) Such disgrace, how sad the sound That made a wretch of me. … Read more
His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more
Gweneth Paltrow to offer unique degrees at new “GOOP University.” Gweneth Paltrow’s latest endeavor is the launching of GOOP University. The first order of business at GOOP U … Read more
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!” They think the end is near And that I face the final curtain. My base, I’ll say … Read more
Republican Historical Revisionism, as interpreted in a poem. The Republicans in Trump’s defense are now performing in their own theatre of the absurd, from bizarre religious references to … Read more
Lindsay Graham is visited by the ghosts of Christmas in this DC Christmas Carol. This reporter found a visibly shaken Lindsay Graham sitting in a corner booth at … Read more
The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more
