Animal Rights Groups Picket the White House
Trump accused of slaughter by animal rights groups PETA and Audubon. The White House is now being picketed by large numbers of the animal rights groups PETA and … Read more
Diane de Anda
Leaked: Trump Experiencing Burning Palms Since Holding Bible
President takes desperate action to relieve burning palms. Both a neurologist and a dermatologist have been seen entering and leaving the White House several times since the afternoon … Read more
Trump Makes Contingency Plans in Case He Loses the Election
Trump’s contingency plans reportedly include escaping to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island. An undisclosed source close to President Trump has given an anonymous telephone interview and mailed supportive documents … Read more
Amazing Disgrace
Amazing Disgrace* (Hymn sung by repentant former Trump Evangelicals who were born-again into real Christian values.) Such disgrace, how sad the sound That made a wretch of me. … Read more
Trump Angry as Name Calling Comes Back to Bite Him
His name calling tactic is coming back to bite him right in his big ol’ butt, as a new title emerges for the president: “Titanic Trump.” Yesterday afternoon … Read more
Paltrow Launches GOOP University
Gweneth Paltrow to offer unique degrees at new “GOOP University.” Gweneth Paltrow’s latest endeavor is the launching of GOOP University. The first order of business at GOOP U … Read more
Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
Trump’s Version of Sinatra’s ‘My Way’
President rewrites Sinatra’s “My Way,” says it’s the “best version ever!” They think the end is near And that I face the final curtain. My base, I’ll say … Read more
Theatre of the Absurd: Republican Historical Revisionism
Republican Historical Revisionism, as interpreted in a poem. The Republicans in Trump’s defense are now performing in their own theatre of the absurd, from bizarre religious references to … Read more
A D.C. Christmas Carol
Lindsay Graham is visited by the ghosts of Christmas in this DC Christmas Carol. This reporter found a visibly shaken Lindsay Graham sitting in a corner booth at … Read more
