The Cancer in Washington: A Poem
The Cancer in Washington Washington has been infected, Since the day Trump was elected. It’s filled with corruption and greed From this narcissistic bad seed. Beware if Trump’s … Read more
Diane de Anda
Quid Pro Quo: a Poem
He thought it was a “perfect” trade A “favor” for our U.S. aid, A common method to persuade, The way our foreign policy’s made. You can’t expect that … Read more
Trump Secretly Makes Plans for Sainthood
Theologian blows whistle on Trump’s sainthood plans. A theologian who was secretly hired by Trump contacted this reporter regarding a bizarre plan President Trump has to assure that … Read more
Trump Offers Own Take on American History in New Book
Promises new textbook on American history will be “Greatest Ever” This reporter has secured an outline of some of the points that President Trump is going to cover … Read more
Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller Feuding
Inside the Sean Hannity-Stephen Miller feud: A rivalry over spirit channeling. It appears that there has been a growing rivalry between Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller. Oddly enough, … Read more
‘New Hope for Every Ova’: Alabama Doubles Down on New Abortion Law
Alabama decides new abortion law doesn’t go far enough. The Governor of Alabama and the Alabama legislature have decided that their new anti-abortion law does not go far … Read more
Revealed: Trump Song Written for Ivana When Divorce Was Final
Trump wrote song for Ivana when he divorced her, explaining that he expects his wives to look eternally young. Here it is. It has been reported that when … Read more
Sir Grope-a-Lot in His Quest to Be King: A Trump Allegory
Sir Grope-a-Lot adds a moat to his proposed wall. “The peasants of the Midlands are getting restless again, Sir Grope-a-Lot,” reported Lady-in-Wanting, Kellyane. “No worry, I will proclaim … Read more
Megan and the Queen at Odds
Unforgivable breach puts Megan and the Queen at odds. Breaking news: We have been told by an informant in the royal staff that Megan and the Queen are … Read more
The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the … Read more
