Trump’s Secret Negotiations with Pelosi
Trump was reportedly baffled by Pelosi’s rebuff to his attempt at secret negotiations with her over wall funding. According to a source in the White House, before Trump … Read more
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Special Training Ordered for Troops Set to Face ‘Fearsome Horde’ of Mothers and Children
Troops facing onslaught of mothers and children get special training, including use of new tools like custom “kiddie stun guns.” An anonymous source in the Pentagon has revealed … Read more
Trump and Kavanaugh Team Up in Joint Oval Office Rant
Trump learns new literary references in Oval Office rant with SCOTUS nominee. White House staffers have nicknamed the Oval Office “The Steam Room.” Why? This is where, behind … Read more
Kavanaugh Defends His Originalist Position
As an originalist, Kavanaugh is against constitutional amendments. In a recent interview with this reporter, Brett Kavanaugh was asked to elaborate on his position as an originalist. The … Read more
Trump’s Military Parade: A Poem
The real reason the military parade was canceled Trump’s Military Parade Trump dreamt of troops in his parade, Saluting him from each brigade. Since he did defer– His … Read more
Trump Blames Sessions: Didn’t Use His Great Idea to Tattoo Immigrant Children
Claims his idea would have made matching kids and parents ‘so easy,’ and been the ‘final solution.’ The President has been ranting that he has yet another major … Read more
Harley Owners Rally to Company’s Defense
Suggestions pour in from Harley owners for rebuttal to Trump. Trump has been unrelenting in his attacks on Harley-Davidson. Suggestions are pouring in from the Harley Owners Group … Read more
President Requests Hotline to Hell
Trump seeks advice from historical figures in hell who have ‘done this stuff before.’ A White House staffer who wishes to remain anonymous has leaked some very disturbing … Read more
Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border … Read more
Ivanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion … Read more
