Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit
Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the … Read more
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White House Tapes: Suspicions Arise as Rich Little Meets with Trump
Fake White House tapes being produced? In a characteristic ploy, President Trump has recently hinted that he may be secretly taping conversations in the White House. When questioned … Read more
Mike Pence Proposes Funding for Therapy to Curb Sexual Urges
Aid for men who can’t control themselves around women needed, says Pence It now appears that Vice President Mike Pence may have had something else in mind, other … Read more
Ivanka Rolls Out Latest Fragrance: ‘Putin on the Ritz’
New line of Ivanka fragrances With the wild success of her newly introduced perfume, Ivanka has announced that she will be rolling out an entire line of scents: … Read more
New Game Craze Inspired by Donald Trump
Donald Trump’s closing of his Time magazine interview with “Because I’m President, and you’re not!” has sparked a whole new game craze Donald Trump’s closing of his Time … Read more
Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings
BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the … Read more
Trump to Extend Federal Protection to At-Risk Bully Students
Administration counters criticism by helping certain “at-risk” youth To try and stem all the criticism of the Trump administration for removing federal protection for transgender students, Sean Spicer … Read more
New Marketing Study Finds Keys to Success and Failure
Some products “Just miss the mark”: Marketing study New findings from a large marketing study have just been released by the UCLA School of Business and Management. They … Read more
Trump Rails Against ‘Fake President’
Alec Baldwin and SNL come under fire Trump has begun to realize that his overuse of the term “fake news” whenever anything critical of him is written in … Read more
President* Trump Grants Interview to Humor Times
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
