Dick Cheney: ‘I Never Shot Anyone in the Face’
Cheney says the new report’s pictures and documents are ‘a load of crap.’ New York — Former vice president Dick Cheney said today that a new report about … Read more
Cheney says the new report’s pictures and documents are ‘a load of crap.’ New York — Former vice president Dick Cheney said today that a new report about … Read more
“Take them out now before they turn into thugs selling loosies!” – Giuliani Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani today defended the gunning down of black inner-city … Read more
Not to be outdone, Dick Cheney, Kim Jong-Un and others throw their hats in villainy ring with Stephen Hawking. Cambridge UK — Internationally renowned physicist Stephen Hawking said … Read more
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
Clarence Thomas, startled from nap, hastened to agree on the feeding the homeless issue Washington DC — At an emergency hearing last night, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia … Read more
‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama … Read more
DNA tests prove Bill Maher right: The orange-haired millionaire is at least 50% orangutan. NYC — Routine tests on Donald Trump after his admission to Bellevue Hospital yesterday … Read more
Donald Trump suffering from ‘Ebola Animi,’ resulting in verbal diarrhea NYC — Donald Trump was rushed to Bellevue hospital last night after repeatedly screaming “Zmpph! Obama! Aaargh!” and … Read more
Activist regarding D.C.’s huge butt plug: “Put condoms on the Washington Monument now!” WASHINGTON, DC — Right-wing protests in Paris against artist Paul McCarthy’s “butt plug” sculpture have … Read more
‘Designer Dicks’ to be tested on penis-envying volunteers WINSTON-SALEM NC — Civil unrest broke out today at the gates of the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, Winston-Salem, … Read more