Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order
“Okay, so I wrote the old dotard a couple of nice letters once,” the North Korean leader admitted in his demand for a restraining order, “but I’m tired … Read more
“Okay, so I wrote the old dotard a couple of nice letters once,” the North Korean leader admitted in his demand for a restraining order, “but I’m tired … Read more
“Li’l Johnny Legend needs to chill,” the President sneered about this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive.” “He should go to a good old-fashioned Rocky movie to see a real … Read more
Stunned podiatrists declare president’s feet to be entirely bone-spur free after ‘Toe Jam’ religious invocation. WASHINGTON DC – President’s Trump’s heels have been declared to be “entirely bone-spur … Read more
Trump’s aides call for quick-draw artists able to explain complex issues in simple terms for “a hard-working President,” so they are looking for “a few good cartoonists.” WASHINGTON … Read more
“I’ll hold my breath until Mueller goes away — I will, even if I turn blue and die myself dead!” the President screamed. “And then you’ll all be … Read more
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow … Read more
Stormy Daniels revealed that Trump’s tiny dick has a mushroom head like Mario Kart. Sorry, now you can’t un-see that! SAD! “The least impressive sex I’ve ever had!” … Read more
“It’s a disgrace the way these fallen heroes were hounded by the horrible, horrendous fake news media of their day,” the President told reporters. “However, Paul Manafort is … Read more
“Frankly, it’s Obama’s fault. But America will no longer be taken advantage of by migrants who have abandoned their immigrant children litters.” WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump … Read more
Late-night Twitter habit is all about sexual frustration, says Dr Hyman Schadenfreud, new White House psychiatrist. WASHINGTON DC – President Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior, including his unhinged twitter … Read more