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The Proud Boys’ Letter to President Trump

By David Martin, January 8, 2021

Disappointed Proud Boys address their Dear Leader, who they say let them down. Jeesh, Mr. President. What the hell happened? Needless to say, we’re big supporters but don’t … Read more

Betting on Trump

By David Martin, January 6, 2021January 5, 2021

Betting on Trump: Las Vegas bookies have been having a field day taking bets on everything Donald Trump for months. Many sectors of the economy have suffered greatly … Read more

Melania Trump’s Christmas Letter

By David Martin, December 23, 2020

A Christmas letter to America, from the First Lady. Merry Christmas from our family to yours. Once again, we had a wonderful year filled with love, joy and … Read more

All I Want for Christmas

By David Martin, December 23, 2020December 22, 2020

If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace for Christmas. If I were a better person then I’d probably ask for world peace … Read more

Georgia On My Couch

By David Martin, December 17, 2020December 16, 2020

Georgia seeks therapy regarding strange new feelings and blue state tendencies. Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. I know I’ve been avoiding therapy sessions lately, but … Read more

Dear America: A Letter from Canada, eh?

By David Martin, December 16, 2020December 16, 2020

Dear America, Hi there. It’s Canada here. I know this is probably not a good time but I feel I really have no choice. In short, I’m breaking … Read more

Coups d’État for Dummies

By David Martin, December 7, 2020

Just in time for the election overthrow season, it’s the new book, “Coups d’État for Dummies”! Welcome and thank you for buying Coups d’État for Dummies. If you’re … Read more

Are You Suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome?

By David Martin, December 2, 2020December 1, 2020

The following is an urgent bulletin from the CDC for those suffering from Trump Withdrawal Syndrome: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Bulletin No. 2020-11-29 RE: Trump … Read more

Nostalgic for 2019

By David Martin, November 24, 2020November 15, 2023

Are you, too, nostalgic for the good old days – like 2019? Despite my advancing years, I’ve never much cared for those nostalgia e-mails celebrating the 1950s. As … Read more

How to Handle Your Ex-President

By David Martin, November 23, 2020

What to do when an ex-president is particularly immature and refuses to do what his electors want. Remember how proud you were when you first brought your new … Read more