Donald Trump’s Pandemic Diary
An exclusive look at the president’s pandemic diary shows that he knows who’s really to blame. Dear Diary, It’s just wrong that people are blaming me for the … Read more
David Martin
The Official White House Coronavirus Test
If you are hoping to be tested for COVID-19, it is first necessary to take and pass the following simple written quiz. “If somebody wants to be tested … Read more
Everyone’s a Winner: How to Enjoy Sports When There Are No Sports
No sporting events to watch? No problem: the author shares his secret method to enjoy sports like never before! I knew I’d reached my pandemic breaking point when … Read more
COVID-19 Medical Dos and Don’ts
Not every “doctor” knows what they’re talking about, especially if their COVID-19 medical advice is to treat it just like the flu. In this new COVID-19 era, it’s … Read more
New Conspiracy Theories
America’s right wing is at risk of running out of serviceable conspiracy theories. Here’s a few ideas! America’s right wing is at risk of running out of serviceable … Read more
The Magnificent Seven: Trump’s Task Force to Reopen the Economy
President Donald Trump introduces his “Task Force to Reopen the Economy.” We’re going to get the economy up and running right now and I’ve got just the vehicle … Read more
WHO’s to Blame?
A recent meeting in the Oval Office: Mike Pence: Mr. President, I understand you’re looking to blame someone for this crazy pandemic. Donald Trump: That’s right, Mike. Mike … Read more
New Advice Column: ‘Dear Dr. Trump’
Excerpts from the popular new advice column, “Dear Dr. Trump”! When it comes to the pandemic, I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that … Read more
The Conservative States of America: A Proposal
It may be time to discard the whole notion of an “indivisible nation” and create a new Conservative States of America. It’s been growing for years, but the … Read more
Trump Distancing
Free advice to help relieve stress in this tough time! Perhaps the most important one: Practice Trump distancing. Like you, I’ve been watching tons of news coverage of … Read more
