This July 4th: All Hail Il Douché
Fear not, citizens, those tanks are just part of President Trump’s brand new, fabulous July 4th celebration! As military tanks are secretly transported into Washington, locals can be … Read more
David Martin
And Then There Were Twenty
A Survivor’s Guide to the Democratic Debates After two-and-a-half years of a disastrous and embarrassing Trump presidency, you want to do whatever you can to bring an end … Read more
First Church of the Stock Market Convenes with the Ringing of The Bell
“It’s not a question of whether people should have religion; it’s a question of what kinds of religion they’re going to end up having… If you spend all … Read more
Golfing with The Donald: Trump Reviews His Golf Courses
It will come as no surprise to anyone, but Trump highly recommends all of his golf courses, even those that don’t yet exist. If it’s the weekend, Donald … Read more
The New Trump Shopping Plaza
Never one to miss a brand name marketing opportunity, the president has opened his new Trump Shopping Plaza in Washington DC. Welcome to the grand opening of the … Read more
Jack Diamond, P.I.
Presidential investigator Jack Diamond gets a call from the Oval Office. If thirty years of being a presidential investigator has taught me anything it’s to never trust your … Read more
By the Company He Keeps
If a man is known by the company he keeps, then Donald Trump is a conscience-free pivoting prevaricator. If a man is known by the company he keeps, … Read more
Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc.
We’re Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc., and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. Have you filed your taxes yet? With the April 15th deadline having just … Read more
