Donnie’s Grade Three Report Card
Michael Cohen may have threatened Trump’s colleges for him, but not his grade school. And we have his report card. “[Trump] directed me to threaten his high school, … Read more
David Martin
Bobby Mueller’s Book Report
For those mystified by the Mueller Report, the grading by his middle school English teacher of his book report for “War and Peace” might be helpful: C+. Bobby, … Read more
Exclusive! The Mueller Report: An Executive Summary
Everyone’s waiting for the Attorney General to release the full Mueller Report, but that may not happen for months, if ever. Luckily for us, in this Humor Times … Read more
Open Carry: Canada vs U.S.
Our definitions of “open carry” are not the only subtle linguistic differences between Canadians and Americans. Take the following examples. When it comes to Canada, most Americans assume … Read more
More Trump Tell-All Books to Hit the Shelves Soon!
Look for these soon-to-be-released tell-all books. If nothing else, Donald Trump’s presidency will be remembered for its record number of tell-all books from administration insiders. The recent offering … Read more
How to Be a Republican
For those unsure of their ideological leaning, here’s an easy way to determine whether or not you’re a Republican. Fifty years ago, it was fairly easy to tell … Read more
U. S. Constitution’s Medical Record
WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER Patient Medical Record Patient name: Constitution, U. S. DOB: September 17, 1787 Place of birth: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Location: Intensive care unit The … Read more
Historical Valentines
Recent research has unearthed some amazing historical Valentines greetings. It’s Valentine’s Day and, once again, millions of Americans will be exchanging cards. But most people are unaware that … Read more
