Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens

Trump Seeks Best Disease to Justify Deporting Illegal Aliens

As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more

‘American Names Only,’ Declares Trump, Vowing to Rename California and New Mexico

‘American Names Only,’ Declares Trump, Vowing to Rename California and New Mexico

The President-elect says all U.S. cities and states should use “American names” only, and says he’ll enforce it by executive order if necessary. The names of the states … Read more

‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage

‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage

Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more

Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump

Elon Musk: No Telecommuting for Trump

New government policies authored by Musk forbid telecommuting from Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump must work in the White House Oval Office every weekday as President and there will be … Read more

Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’

Trump: ‘We Will Build New Canals Across Central America & Greenland’

The new canals will be the “best ever,” says the President-elect, and way bigger than “pipsqueak” Panama’s. Panama has rejected Donald Trump’s contention that the United States has … Read more

Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’

Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’

In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more

Mexico, Canada Must Make English their Official Language, says Trump

Mexico, Canada Must Make English their Official Language, says Trump

The President-elect says he will order Mexico and Canada to make English their official language, “or else.” Now that Donald Trump says Mexico and Canada should be U.S. … Read more

Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements

Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements

Cartoons shine spotlight on potential new selections, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Considering that Donald Trump’s picks for his cabinet are already a joke, cartoons could extend … Read more

Be Wary of Shaking Hands with Donald Trump

Be Wary of Shaking Hands with Donald Trump

Shaking hands with Donald Trump is meant to put you on defense. Have you ever noticed the weird way Donald Trump goes about shaking hands with people? Look … Read more

Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options

Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options

Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more

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