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Newly self-appointed chairman Donald Trump also announced his intention to rename the Kennedy Center after himself. Donald Trump says nightly drag queen shows will no longer be allowed … Read more
Trump’s new Costa Rican envoy pick may have something to do with dollars to donuts. The little country of Costa Rica can rest easy that it’ll never run … Read more
U.S. Gov’t workers are now required to sign a loyalty oath to Trump. Refuseniks get a one-way trip to outer space. The Trump administration is sending a questionnaire … Read more
In a case of the pot calling the kettle black, Trump himself is a diversity hire, as are nearly all of his cabinet appointees. This might be a … Read more
Offer is part of DOGE plot to rid America of federal employees entirely, or as Musk says, “boost efficiency” in government. To help “boost efficiency” in government, the … Read more
Axing the nation’s Inspectors General means all issues of waste and fraud are fixed, new/old prez declares. Even the tiniest bit of waste, fraud, abuse, and misconduct has … Read more
New/old prez’ “water crisis” criticisms against California governor encompass whole kitchen sink. President Donald Trump has issued orders to find a valve that he claims if turned open … Read more
At the Jimmy Carter state funeral, Trump and Obama were seen laughing. Find out what about, only in the Humor Times. Inquiring minds want to know. What was … Read more
As president, he plans to declare public health emergency to get rid of “nasty illegal aliens.” The Trump Administration is seeking the best communicable disease it can employ … Read more
The President-elect says all U.S. cities and states should use “American names” only, and says he’ll enforce it by executive order if necessary. The names of the states … Read more
