Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain

Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more

‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate

‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate

Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more

To Make America Great Again, JD Vance Could Have 100 More Children

To Make America Great Again, JD Vance Could Have 100 More Children

JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more

Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says

Mussolini, Stalin Would Envy His Popularity, Donald Trump Says

Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more

Larry the Rock Takes Umbrage at Trump’s Disparaging of Rocks

Larry the Rock Takes Umbrage at Trump’s Disparaging of Rocks

Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more

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