Donald Trump Proclaims He’s The Real Superman, Tries to Leap Trump Tower
Ex-president says he’s the real Superman, and is “so proud” that he can “soar like an eagle.” “Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. … Read more
Ex-president says he’s the real Superman, and is “so proud” that he can “soar like an eagle.” “Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. … Read more
According to newly revealed secret info, a certain “attack dog congressman” in Washington, D.C. turns into a werewolf at night. Known by day as a rabid attack dog … Read more
Dumb is good for you, says Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, but eating kale can be bad. Thanks to my favorite Republican U.S. Senator, John Neely Kennedy, I’ve stopped … Read more
Trump aides have made a bombshell announcement about a new babysitter at Mar-a-Lago estate. Probably the most consequential result from Donald Trump’s recent dinner with the antisemite conspiracy … Read more
After her “rightful inauguration as the real Governor,” Kari Lake vows to throw her enemies in jail. The loser in the Arizona gubernatorial race, Kari Lake, says she’s … Read more
Donald Trump’s presidential candidate slogan should shift from MAGA to Make America Miserable Again (MAMA). It seems clear former President Donald Trump’s abiding wish is for people in … Read more
The notorious MTG announces VP isn’t good enough, she’d prefer to be America’s Queen, with even Donald Trump bowing down to her. U.S. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has … Read more
The ex-president tells of the pain he feels in being persecuted by the media as he tells all to his psychiatrist on the couch. Following up on Donald … Read more
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more