Penniless Donald Trump Assigned Public Defender in Stripper Case
As the TV ad goes, if you’ve got a phone, you’ve got a lawyer. Donald Trump has a phone, but can only afford a public defender. Having reportedly … Read more
As the TV ad goes, if you’ve got a phone, you’ve got a lawyer. Donald Trump has a phone, but can only afford a public defender. Having reportedly … Read more
Like any fox, the Fox News Channel does what’s needed to succeed. Who says the Fox News Channel is broadcasting news that’s not exactly true? Who wouldn’t believe … Read more
Being the third-richest person in the world is not nearly enough, as the Amazon founder acquisition plans include all assets, everywhere. It’s a jungle out there for all … Read more
The Florida governor says good teaching spares fragile student feelings, and that learning about the past adds unnecessary stress. The teaching of all U.S. history in Florida’s public … Read more
“If a degenerate slob like Donald Trump can be President, why can’t I?” asks alleged sex trafficker Rep. Matt Gaetz. The Florida Republican Congressman, who called the charges … Read more
Ever the gun-lovers, Republicans now allow pistols to be used to settle differences, and representatives may duel to the death. Some Congressmen in the U.S. House of Representatives … Read more
“I’m crazy like a fox,” the ex-president proclaimed, as he prepares to plead insanity in any upcoming trial. Former President Donald Trump says he will plead insanity as … Read more
Ex-president says he’s the real Superman, and is “so proud” that he can “soar like an eagle.” “Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. … Read more
According to newly revealed secret info, a certain “attack dog congressman” in Washington, D.C. turns into a werewolf at night. Known by day as a rabid attack dog … Read more
Dumb is good for you, says Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, but eating kale can be bad. Thanks to my favorite Republican U.S. Senator, John Neely Kennedy, I’ve stopped … Read more