My Favorite U.S. Senator Declares Dumb is Good for You
Dumb is good for you, says Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, but eating kale can be bad. Thanks to my favorite Republican U.S. Senator, John Neely Kennedy, I’ve stopped … Read more
Dumb is good for you, says Louisiana Senator John Kennedy, but eating kale can be bad. Thanks to my favorite Republican U.S. Senator, John Neely Kennedy, I’ve stopped … Read more
Trump aides have made a bombshell announcement about a new babysitter at Mar-a-Lago estate. Probably the most consequential result from Donald Trump’s recent dinner with the antisemite conspiracy … Read more
After her “rightful inauguration as the real Governor,” Kari Lake vows to throw her enemies in jail. The loser in the Arizona gubernatorial race, Kari Lake, says she’s … Read more
Donald Trump’s presidential candidate slogan should shift from MAGA to Make America Miserable Again (MAMA). It seems clear former President Donald Trump’s abiding wish is for people in … Read more
The notorious MTG announces VP isn’t good enough, she’d prefer to be America’s Queen, with even Donald Trump bowing down to her. U.S. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has … Read more
The ex-president tells of the pain he feels in being persecuted by the media as he tells all to his psychiatrist on the couch. Following up on Donald … Read more
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more
The other doings of Donald Trump and family: what the lying lamestream media missed. Completely out of character from his great love of the press, former President Donald … Read more
In his dreams, Trump led the charge up Capitol Hill — making history like Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders. Pool Reporter — And here comes Donald Trump … Read more