Trump Expected to Declare Victory by Labor Day

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Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare victory early again, but in plenty of time this go-around. Mar-a-Lago – Former president Donald Trump is planning to declare … Read more

Hannibal Lecter Stumps for Harris: ‘I’m insane, not crazy!’

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“I don’t know how I got involved,” Hannibal Lecter says, “but I’d never vote for that sleazeball Trump.” Harrisburg, PA. — Donald Trump has referenced the name Hannibal … Read more

Beverly Hillbillies File Lawsuit Against J.D. Vance: ‘He makes us look stupid’

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Jed Clampett of Beverly Hillbillies fame aims to set the record straight, saying hillbillies are much smarter than J.D. Vance. Beverly Hillbillies Estate, Beverly Hills, CA — Local … Read more

Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team

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The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was Stuart Walters’ floor … Read more

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