How to Be Homeless
Anybody can be homeless. You don’t need a driver’s license, social security number, legal address or even a legal name. By Larry Hankin aka Barnum Justice It’s getting … Read more
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Inclusion in the Plant Sciences
In the spirit of inclusion, the author recommends that we call plants that have both male and female flowers “non-binary.” By Randy Wayne, Plant Ally In 2022, the … Read more
The San Francisco Mime Troupe Returns with ‘Back To The Way Things Were’
“Back To The Way Things Were” will be performed mostly outdoors in free shows throughout the summer. After a two year Covid hiatus of live performances, in 2022 … Read more
Alternate Cabinet Positions Awarded Ahead of Glorious Return to Power
Particular cabinet positions and assignments were largely based on donation size and amount of praise heaped. By P.W.M. Greenfield No one was surprised that he was charging the … Read more
Today’s Latin Translations
Who says the Latin language is dead? Here are the modern translations of some common Latin words and phrases. By David Batterson Who says the Latin language is … Read more
Who is George Shrub and Why Is He Washing My Brain?!
Book/video review: “Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Speaks” and “Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Explains the World Away.” By Janet Bates & Anne Schupack Have you ever wanted … Read more
Millman Strikes Again, Thank God!
Book review: “The Last Voyage of Baron Münchausen and other Wayward Tales,” by Lawrence Millman. Reviewed by David O. Born Not long ago, I ignored the teaching of … Read more
A Perfect Call
An excerpt from “Oh Daddy Chronicles” by Barry Robbins: A Perfect Call. Episode XIV – A Perfect Call (A young staffer from the National Security Council wishes to … Read more
How Trump Can Raise Monies
Despite raising millions by duping his followers, Trump still needs to raise monies to pay mounting bills. By Janice Arenofsky Given that Trump already has made several hundred … Read more
New Years Special: Humor Times Magazine Subscriptions at HALF OFF!!!
We are offering a very rare HALF OFF NY Special right now on Humor Times subscriptions via a Google coupon (below) — don’t wait, find out what everyone’s … Read more
