A Murder of Crows, Etc.
Animal groups get names like “murder of crows” — what if we did the same for humans? Animal groups often receive exotic names, such as a pride of … Read more
Howard Zaharoff
Modernizing the Wisdom of the Great Philosophers
The great philosophers left us much wisdom, but, hey, it’s 2020! It’s not easy to update the great philosophers. But let’s give it a shot: Socrates: One thing … Read more
Dialogue with the Editor: Why THIS and not THAT?
A dialogue with the editor: Me: Why have I written THIS, you ask, the meh one, and not THAT, the funny one? Editor: Yes, exactly! Me: Hmm, not … Read more
What I Will Do Differently Now That 23andMe Says I’m Only 5% Jewish but 45% Italian
Changing a lifetime of behavioral traits won’t be easy, but now that 23andMe has revealed the real me… No more jokes about the Mafia, La Cosa Nostra or … Read more
Excerpts from Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Presidents’
“Pride and Presidents” excerpts, as retold by Howard Zaharoff Chapter 1 It is a truth universally acknowledged, at least among pols and party bosses, that a single man … Read more
Flamed Out With Lose It!? Manage Weight Gain with Loosen It!
Lose It! is for losers – get the weight management tool that works for you! Have you heard friends rave about the popular diet app Lose It! (“Food … Read more
Escalating Stratagems for Avoiding Overeating This Holiday Season
My strategy for avoiding overeating this year. I will ignore the email that says someone left donuts or cupcakes in the kitchen. I will avoid the kitchen for … Read more
The Goldfarbs’ Home Rental Rules
We, the Goldfarbs, welcome you to our vacation home, Goldfarbolandia! Of course, we want you to have a great time, so great that you’ll recommend us on social … Read more
Walt Whitman’s Application for White House Press Secretary
Most never suspected Walt Whitman would even consider the post of White House Press Secretary. Are you, Walt Whitman, prepared to affirm the truth of all I tweet … Read more
The Dozen Endings of ‘The Mummy’ and What I Thought They Meant
The Mummy, Tom Cruise’s 2017 horror flick, had faux endings that just kept piling on top of one another. The Tom Cruise horror flick, The Mummy, has a … Read more
