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‘NDAA will help us put away freedom haters forever’ says prez President Obama defended his signing of the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) against criticism from dissenters — … Read more
‘Hard workers need to cut loose, I should know’ he says On a campaign stop in Iowa today, Newt Gingrich expanded on his plan to offer courses from … Read more
Poor blamed for own predicament again for next 364 days By James Israel It was another warm and fuzzy Christmas day across the country, with people volunteering to … Read more
It’s almost too easy: Election years are always a rich source of comedy fodder It’s been another fun year for us here at the Humor Times, one filled … Read more
‘The Donald’ will reprise his Apprentice role, ‘Promoting the best and firing the rest’ Donald Trump announced today that whether or not his floundering “Debate Spectacular” in late … Read more
‘$7.7 trillion, $29 trillion, whatever! They own us, OK?’ Federal Reserve chairman Ben S. Bernanke disclosed today that as of 2008, the U.S. has belonged to Goldman Sachs. … Read more
The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, in full: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the … Read more
A lot of people — in the press and otherwise — are fretting that the “Occupy” movement doesn’t have a clear message. I say, relax and enjoy the … Read more
Campaign staff downplays omission, saying it’s “Not his strong suit anyway” Rick Perry showed up at the last debate ready to prove his presidential mettle. He’d studied all … Read more
Incompetent Tea Party hires ‘nearly ruined the brand,’ they say The Koch brothers, multi-billionaires known for their political activism, announced that they will hire a whole new slate … Read more
