Nation Braces for End of Junk Mail
Counseling service set up for millions as Post Office announces pending shut down While it has always been fashionable to complain about junk mail, many millions enjoy it, … Read more
James Israel
Romney Lets Slip That ‘Science Has Helped America,’ Is Instantly Ostracized
Rest of GOP presidential hopefuls immediately denounce him Presidential GOP primary candidate Mitt Romney responded to a question today at a campaign event, saying, “We can’t completely ignore … Read more
An Exercise in Absurdity
American politics seems to be an exercise in absurdity these days. The recent self-made crisis regarding the debt ceiling is a perfect example. With unemployment hovering officially around … Read more
Bachmann: Americans Worried About Soviet Menace, Barbarians
Wide-ranging radio interview also covers dinosaur threat In an interview on a right-wing Christian radio show on KGMS 940 Arizona today, Republican congresswoman and presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann revealed … Read more
SF Giants’ Losing Streak “Part of the Plan, Just for Fun”
Entertaining fans by putting them through long-term “torture,” says manager “Yeah, we can pull out of this any time we want,” says SF Giants skipper Bruce Bochy, “we … Read more
Rich to Receive Care Package After Debt Scare Stress
Tea Party Republicans hope to restore flagging confidence of the very rich A Humor Times exclusive Republicans passed a stress-relief package for the rich out of Congress today, … Read more
Public letter from one local business owner to the Sacramento Kings
Hello, I recently received your nice purple poster in the mail inviting me to discover the answer to the question, “where does your business fit into this picture?” … Read more
What’s this about a free ride?! We PAID for our Social Security!
I saw this rant in an email making the rounds, and it got me thinking: Remember, not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did … Read more
Universal Courting Obama for New Terminator Movie
Says Schwarzenegger ‘Washed up,’ has gotten ‘old and fat’ Sources within Universal Studios say the company is looking for a new star for its “Terminator” movie series, and … Read more
Bunch a wienies
Ok, we’re including a couple pages on “Wienergate,” even though everyone is probably very tired of the story by now. Due to the timing of our monthly issue, … Read more
