God Now Tweeting
Says Dalai Lama’s tweeting is ‘amateur’ and that He’s making popcorn and watching March Madness HEAVEN – The Christian God yesterday began “Twittering” – as He calls it – … Read more
James Israel
Dean campaigning for public health insurance option (Medicare-type option for all)
>Good news! Gov. Howard Dean (an M.D., remember), has declared he’s hitting the road to campaign for a health care plan that will give people the right to … Read more
Republicans Eschew ‘Country First’ Motto
New slogan ‘Failure IS An Option’ a better fit, they say A Humor Times exclusive report WASHINGTON, DC – The GOP was forced to retract its “Country First” … Read more
Homeless make a buck selling Humor Times
>We’ve been working with an organization that helps out homeless people in San Francisco, giving them copies of the Humor Times to sell on the street. It gives … Read more
Comcast to Offer Optional Porn With All Sporting Events
Pilot project termed ‘very successful’ The Comcast cable empire has launched a new program the company hopes will enhance their swollen profit margin: Optional porn with any sporting … Read more
Demonstrations at offices of major banks Thursday nationwide!
>Tomorrow, Thursday, March 19, 2009, Americans in cities nationwide will hold demonstrations at the offices of major banks and other corporations to demand more responsible corporate behavior and … Read more
Change We Just Can’t Believe In: HR 875 Could Make Organic Farming Illegal
>According to reports coming out from food activists, HR 875, the Food Safety Modernization Act of 2009 would criminalize organic farming and the backyard gardener. They say that … Read more
Earth: The Sequel – inspiring, well done
> On Wednesday night, The Discovery Channel aired its one-hour documentary based on Fred Krupp’s best-selling book Earth: The Sequel. If you didn’t catch it, they’re repeating it … Read more
Phelps Holds Little Known Bonging Gold
High school award ‘proudest moment until Beijing’ says Phelps The recent revelation that Michael Phelps, winner of an Olympic record eight gold medals in last year’s games, was … Read more
He’s B-A-A-A-C-K!
>Yes, I’m back. And blogging once again. Sorry for the long absence… I get lazy sometimes, I admit it. If anyone is out there reading this, leave a … Read more
