Boy Scout Camps Training Tomorrow’s Loggers
Scout masters helping boys to ‘Be Prepared’ to become lumberjacks A Humor Times special report The Boy Scouts, long associated with their pledge to “treat the outdoors as … Read more
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111th Congress: Members to Sport Corporate Logos
NASCAR-like sponsorships intended to help balance budget WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced today that the 111th Congress would be “proudly displaying” corporate logos … Read more
Obama so far – mixed reviews
>Sorry I haven’t posted in a while — I’ve been mesmerized by the Obama phenomenon, waiting and watching, holding my breath — like a huge number of Americans, … Read more
Final Interview: Bush Waxes Nostalgic
‘I’m so proud of my accomplishness,’ says former president A Humor Times Special Report WASHINGTON, DC – Winding up a month-long whirlwind tour of press interviews designed to … Read more
Joe the Plumber Reports: Understanding the Israel-Palestine Conflict
Exclusive to the Humor Times TEL AVIV – As you probably know, I, Joe the Plumber, decided to go to Israel to find out the Truth that the … Read more
Obama Invites GOP to White House for “Healing”
Invitation says ‘Come on over after the Inauguration, let’s patch things up’ President-Elect Barack Obama continued with his “unification” theme this week by sending invitations to all congressmen, … Read more
Bush Pardons Self and Everyone He Knows, Forever
Says he knows they’d never do anything bad Still-president George W. Bush announced today that he is issuing a blanket pardon for everyone he’s ever been associated with, … Read more
Entire Wal-Mart Store Trampled in New Year’s Sale Buying Spree
Humor Times Exclusive They thought it couldn’t get any worse than the “Black Friday” trampling deaths of three people in a Wal-Mart at Green Acres Mall in Valley … Read more
Palin Greets “New Year of Possibilities”
Alaska Governor looks ahead After a breakout year that saw Alaska Governor Sarah Palin rise to star status in the Republican party, she is looking forward to a … Read more
Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more
