Obama: U.S. Too Big to Fail
Reassures “nattering nabobs of negativity” CHICAGO, IL – With the U.S. economy seemingly disintegrating right before our eyes, President-elect Barack Obama is anxious to get his new team … Read more
James Israel
Senate Repubs Try to Stick It to the Unions
This whole bailout mess is getting to look more and more like a Faustian bargain. Our legislators are willing to take what some say already actually totals over … Read more
Plaxico Burress Not Faster Than Speeding Bullet
‘Still faster than any other receivers, bullet in my leg or not’ he claims Plaxico Burress, wide receiver for defending the Super Bowl champions New York Giants, issued … Read more
Obama Begins Planning Transition to Socialism, Communism
“We earned the political capital, and we intend to spend it,” he says A Humor Times Special Report CHICAGO, IL – “With our dramatic victory in the polls … Read more
Tucker Bounds Spins Obama Victory Into Positive for McCain Campaign
by Humor Times Senior Electoral Dysfunction Correspondent Jonathan Crockett WASHINGTON — In an interview with CNN’s Campbell Brown today, McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds called John McCain’s defeat … Read more
How to counter 10 of the most common myths conservatives believe about progressives.
> I wanted to share this really great article I found on Alternet. Although it’s written about relating to your right-wing relatives around the holidays, I found it … Read more
Changing attitudes toward Wall Street expressed graphically
>Yeah, my sentiments exactly… Love political humor? Then you’ll love the Humor Times! www.humortimes.com
Same ol’ "change"?
>I gotta say, I’m very disappointed so far by Obama’s transition team. “Change”? What change? It’s nothing but the same old crowd — this team for “change.” Take … Read more
Paulson Details Plan to Rescue Billionaires
>WASHINGTON, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson today reassured nervous rich people that they will not be forced to endure under-$1000-a-bottle wine, smaller yachts or fewer mansions, saying, … Read more
My letter from the president
>I got a letter from the president — you know, still-president George W. The letter thanked me for my “kind words.” Didn’t know what the heck he was … Read more
