Palin Heals the Sick, Raises GOP from the Dead
Says she’s ready to bring peace & prosperity to world WASILLA, AK – Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who many Republicans hail as the second coming of the Virgin … Read more
James Israel
The day I ran into Karl Rove and Robert Kennedy, Jr. (separately)
OK, I didn’t actually meet them both. Or either one of them. But I did get to within 20-30 feet of them. And no, they weren’t together. I … Read more
Global Warming Declared Big Success
>As Arctic opens up, Bush declares “Mission Accomplished” Still-President George W. Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” today in the fight to open up more oil fields. “The melting arctic … Read more
My little music review of the "Fab Four" Beatles tribute band
>Ok, this is not my usual type of post, but I saw the “Fab Four” last night at the Calif. State Fair — and they were so fantastic, … Read more
China Promises Full Access to Parts of the Internet During Olympics
>Spokesman reassures reporters on human rights as wellBEIJING – After initially promising completely unfettered access to the internet for reporters during their stay for the Olympic Games, China … Read more
All Environmentally Sound Energy Projects Put on Hold Pending Environmental Review
>Bush administration sites “ecological concerns” A Humor Times Special Report DENVER – Faced with mounting numbers of proposed alternative energy plants, the federal government has placed a moratorium … Read more
Republicans Promote “Giant Dome” Bill
A Humor Times Special Report Republicans stood in lock-step recently to filibuster S.3036, the Climate Change Bill, saying they had “a better idea.” “Democrats think in terms of … Read more
Crazy Preachers Unite to Form New Political Party
Claim God listens only to them Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama’s former pastor, announced today that a “holy dozen” group of pastors, preachers, rabbis and clerics have joined together … Read more
Subprime Lender Reduced to Lending to Homeless for Cardboard Box Homes
>A major subprime lender, Loans4You, which was not quite major enough to get a bailout from the government like Baer Sterns did, has “found new life” making loans … Read more
Sacramento Kings Float New Arena Plan
Opponents counter that the scheme is ‘all wet’ SACRAMENTO, CA – In a surprising development in the controversy regarding a new sports arena in Sacramento, a novel solution … Read more
