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“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry … Read more
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a … Read more
Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied that lying behind his smug smirk is a pack of lies — at least, not that he recalls. In testimony this week before … Read more
Health care insurance doesn’t need to be complicated. In fact, the simpler the better. Health care: It’s been the subject of so many articles over the decades, with … Read more
“This eclipse went right across America – coincidence? I deemeth not,” sayeth the Lord God: Exclusive interview! We obtained an exclusive interview with the Lord God via the … Read more
New edition: “Dear Leader” – Enjoy the latest hilarious editorial cartoons, reviewing the news in our Humor Times “News in Cartoons” app, available free! In the latest edition … Read more
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to … Read more
Move will ‘supplement recent ethics waivers,’ providing relief for an ‘administration beleaguered by fake moral concerns,’ said Spicer. In a move George Orwell called “Me-ian” from the grave … Read more
‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House … Read more
“This will be a tremendous constitution, the greatest ever, believe me,” said Trump at signing. According to minority President Donald J Trump’s latest Executive Order, signed today, the … Read more
