Trump: ‘Jesus Was a Loser, He Got Caught’
‘I like saviors who weren’t captured,’ said Donald Trump at campaign stop, to big cheers. As “The Donald” continues to barnstorm around the country on his self-proclaimed “Greatest … Read more
James Israel
Near Miss at RNC: Tennis Ball Server Plot Averted
Camouflaged pink robot and redneck assault rifle army saves day against tennis ball plot. Inside, Donald Trump screamed at America, trying his best to scare everyone into voting … Read more
Nah, Bernie Sanders Wouldn’t Run on a Third Party Ticket! … Would He?
‘Why Bernie Sanders Might Accept Jill Stein Offer to Run On a Green Party Ticket in November’ When I first saw the above headline about Bernie Sanders pairing … Read more
Music Review: Dave Lippman, ‘You Don’t Own the World’
A review of Dave Lippman’s new political humor CD, “You Don’t Own the World” Dave Lippman’s new CD may have the most songs ever totaling less than 48 … Read more
George Will Wexit: ‘It’s Not My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want to!’
George Will leaves the Republican Party, registers as a “Tearbilly” Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced his “Wexit”: he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not … Read more
‘Super Bacteria’ to Enter Rio Olympics: Could ‘Eliminate the Competition’
Analysts say that the population of super bacteria is so strong in the area, they could be the “last organisms standing,” taking the Gold in all watersport events. … Read more
Desperate GOP Makes Offer to Dems: ‘Cancel Election, Keep Obama’
‘We’d rather deal with the devil we know for another four years than risk a Trump or Clinton presidential calamity with this election.’ – Sen. Mitch McConnell. In … Read more
Trump Declares Mental Bankruptcy to Avoid Debate with Sanders
“I used the bankruptcy law and did a tremendous thing — all the top people agree,” says Trump. Bernie Sanders’ recently challenged Donald Trump to a televised debate, and … Read more
Trump Makes His Pick: Silvio Berlusconi for Vice-President
‘He’s the King of Vice, after all,’ says Trump Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, shocked the party establishment and ended months of speculation by picking … Read more
25th Anniversary Bash: Thanks, Will Durst and Everybody!
Will Durst was fantastic, and everyone had a great time Our 25th Anniversary Bash went swimmingly, thanks to the great Will Durst and everybody who attended! Will Durst, … Read more
