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Surprise, surprise: Richard Sherman did not yell and scream about how great he was after losing the Super Bowl. Defensive cornerback Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks didn’t … Read more
“There’s only two games left – how can I miss one, even if it is the Pro Bowl??!!” – distraught fan Americans love football (our kind, that is), … Read more
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“God, working through his blessed Super PACs, gave us the money to buy Congress, and charged us with reuniting Church and State.” – Rick Santorum Perpetual religious right … Read more
“The candidate with the most money wins — no need for messy voting!” — David Koch, explaining the new system, already in place. “Americans are tired of the … Read more
Do we have a democracy, or an oligarchy? There are a lot of reasons for the lopsided results Tuesday, none of them good. Huge dark money expenditures, smearing … Read more
“Madison Bumgarner is the only player we need to win another title.” – SF Giants’ CEO Larry Baer SAN FRANCISCO — After ace pitcher Madison Bumgarner, affectionately known … Read more
ISIS and Ebola fears are being stoked to the hilt for big ratings Fear sells. It gets big ratings on TV, and can even get candidates elected. So … Read more
Fergusen: If you were surprised, you haven’t been paying attention The events in Fergusen, Missouri, this past month shocked the nation. But if you were entirely surprised, you … Read more
“Such down-to-earth fun! And it only cost me 25 thousand!” says Mark Zuckerberg at Burning Man. The filthy rich have discovered Burning Man — along with the simple … Read more
