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Giuliani insists there is nothing unusual about the president’s request, saying Trump will testify under certain conditions. With special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly nearing completion of his investigation … Read more
Explosive new revelation: total kegs of beer don’t add up. Explosive new revelations emerged today about Judge Brett Kavanaugh, whose nomination to the Supreme Court was confirmed by … Read more
New Cybersecurity Task Force will be headed by Vladimir Putin, ‘since he knows all about hacking.’ President Donald Trump held a press conference today to announce that he … Read more
“I’m just a newbie, still learning about this stuff,” says Judge Kavanaugh. Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee for the Supreme Court seat being vacated by Justice … Read more
Just the latest person to join the hoards fleeing the White House: Hope Hicks. Hope Hicks announced Wednesday that she will resign as White House communications director, citing … Read more
A wide-ranging investigation of the porn industry reveals shocking results! Fashion. Entertainment. Hospitality. The arts. Journalism. These are just some of the industries that have been rocked by … Read more
Ten other methods that were considered by the distinguished House of Delegates for breaking the tie in the Virginia House race. After the race for a Virginia House … Read more
Called reports of previous widespread use of “Merry Christmas” just “fake news.” President Donald Trump issued a statement today wishing the nation a “Merry Christmas,” while claiming credit … Read more
After spearheading demands for Senator Al Franken to resign, Kirsten Gillibrand is now trying to change history. As sexual misconduct revelations continue to roil the nation, from Washington … Read more
